It's Time To Live...007 with James Bond


It is September 2021, No Time To Die approaches its 8th or 9th release date after getting postponed again and again, I have a tiny bit of free time, and voila...here's Ian Fleming's master spy, at your service, with ePubs and Walther PPK's (I have the former, he only has the latter).

Jokes aside, James Bond has become the world's most famous spy. Who's Jason Bourne? Only Johnny English came close to dethroning Mr. Bond, and even he failed.

But if you've seen the movies, from Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Brosnan and finally the inimitable Mr Craig (I know I missed one guy), you might be expecting a pranksterish witty one-liner-shooting English gentleman; AHOY. James Bond is NOT a gentleman. If he'd lived in our times he'd already have gone to several jails, thrown there by the #METOO brigade. He kills who he has to, and doesn't shed one bloody tear (cue "The bitch is dead"). Oh, he's very much human, full of faults; the author, Ian Fleming, doesn't even call him handsome. His face is said to be all lines and planes, his heart harder than diamond, and his lust unmatched. He is the kind of men harpy third wave feminists think all men are, just out to fuck anything and everything on two legs. 

                                                   



And don't get me started on Ian Flemings portrayal of women. Anyone who believed whatever he read in the novels will either become a Casanova extraordinaire or end up in jail for sexual assault. "The Spy Who Loved Me" being the worst book of this category.

If my warnings haven't dissuaded you, dear reader, hear out this last one. If you are easily aroused to anger and judgement, do not wish to accept that different times breed different ethics and morality, and are lacking in that queen of human emotions, tolerance, THEN DON'T BLOODY READ this. If however, you are willing to not care a damn about the blatant sexism in a book 70 years old, then you will have no problem having a thrilling read/s.

If you liked my introduction, read my blog, share it if you like it and spread the word in general. Also, you can share the ebooks you get from here, as reading will make a better world

*My mediafire account is suspended hence the links will not work. Drop an email at bookloverhaven@gmail.com and I'll send you updates...if I fix the issue

1. Casino Royale                                                              :Download ePub

2. Live And Let Die                                                         :Download ePub

3. Moonraker                                                                   :Download ePub

4.  Diamonds Are Forever                                             :Download ePub

5. From Russia With Love                                             :Download ePub

6. Dr. No                                                                            :Download ePub

7. Goldfinger                                                                    :Download ePub

8. For Your Eyes Only                                                     :Download ePub

9. Thunderball                                                                :Download ePub

10. The Spy Who Loved Me                                         :Download ePub

11. On Her Majesty's Secret Service                          :Download ePub

12. You Only Live Twice                                              :Download ePub

13. The Man With The Golden Gun                          :Download ePub

14. Octopussy And The Living Daylights                 :Download ePub

And do tell me if you enjoyed the intro to this one, I'm feeling a bit vindictive/sassy and decided to type it into permanence.

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